Sexy and Sweet Valentine’s Day Gifts to WOW Your Sweetie

All mammals are sexual, but humans are the only mammal that truly eroticizes sexuality because they use their imagination to combine fantasy with sexuality.

Erotic fantasy is the basis of all passion. As humans we all have some type of erotic fantasy life, even if it is so personal to us that we rarely express it.

Make some whoopie (pies). We all know that the best way to a man (or woman's) heart is through their tummy, and what better vehicle to ride there on than a homemade, fluffy, melt in your mouth whoopie pie?! See the recipe here.

Autoerotica. If you're sticking to your guns about not buying into the consumerist nature of Valentine's Day (or if you're just short on dough), you can still give your lovah a gift that will have steam blowing out of their ears cartoon-style! Take some erotic but tasteful photos of yourself and send them to your Romeo or Juliet. We guarantee he or she will like them better than anything you could buy at the store! How to take erotic photos of yourself!

Add some lubrication. If your sweetpea is an oenophile, they will adore you even more when you give them a bottle of luscious organic wine. The reds have a buttery taste that will rev up your special night together, and the best part is that you can enjoy your gift to them just as much as they do!

Mee so thorny. What Valentine's night couldn't benefit from a little mood lighting action? Yummy scented candles.

Sweets for the sweet. It wouldn't be Valentine's Day without chocolate! Silky and sinful truffles are sure to fill the object of your desire's mouth with the taste of amore.

Venus. Nighties are supposed to be gifts for women, but we all know who really reaps the benefits. That being said gents, why not treat your goddess in human form to this soft and sexy nighty and treat yourself at the same time?

Pact'in heat. Valentine's Day is typically seen as a holiday where women get all the gifts, but it doesn't have to be that way! Girl, step up the game and get your man a pair cotton boxer briefs. Then turn up the thermostat a bit more and ask him to model them for you. ; )