We
Need
a
National
Holiday
To
Honor
Donald
Bailey!
By
John
Holtz
Where
would
Costa
Rica
be
without
the
World
War
II
“Bailey
Bridge”?
At a
literal
stand
still,
that´s
where.
Donald
is
“Sir”
Donald
Bailey
who
was
knighted
in
1946
for
his
bridge
design.
A
temporary
bridge
that
would
support
the
allies
during
World
War
II
and
that
it
did.
So
all
those
Costa
Rican
Hummers
and
Mack
Trucks
should
have
a
sense
of
safety
if
not
permanency.


I
wonder
how
many
of
these
structures
does
Costa
Rica
have
in
stock?
It
seems
that
with
every
collapse
of a
road
or a
bridge
we
call
on
Sir
Donald
Bailey
to
fix
it.
No,
not
temporary
as
the
manual
says,
but
rather
“sustainable”
as
Costa
Rica
says.
As
yet,
there
has
not
been
a
Bailey
Bridge
replaced
with
anything
more
permanent
although
some
in
Africa
have
lasted
ten
years
now.
Can
you
imagine
a
Costa
Rica
without
Donald
Bailey?
We
need
to
make
him
an
honorary
citizen
or
even
some
kind
of
consultant
or
minster
where
the
income
is
not
much,
but
the
graft
is
superb.
But
then
again
Sir
Donald
died
in
1985.
In
Costa
Rica
his
spirit
lives
on
as
does
his
unique
engineering.
And,
it
helps
the
State
of
Alabama
where
the
bridges
are
now
manufactured
since
the
end
of
World
War
II
and
the
bridge
kind
of
lost
its
luster
to
more
sophisticated
techniques;
except
in
Costa
Rica.
No
question,
the
bridge
is a
civil
engineering
work
of
genius
that
has
saved
many
lives
during
the
40s.
But
in
Costa
Rica
as
it
was
then,
the
bridge
was
only
intended
to
offer
frontline
relief,
a
temporary
solution
to a
sustainable
problem.
In
Costa
Rica,
it
is
being
abused
and
has
become
a
singular
solution
from
the
Osa
Peninsula
to
Guanacaste.
I
wonder
if
we
could
drop
one
over
to
Isla
Calero?
Would
that
not
scare
the
frijoles
out
of
Ortega?
After
all,
according
to
Wikipedia,
“The
components
were
shipped
to
training
grounds
in
Cumbria,
where
men
learned
the
difficult
technique
of
assembling
them
in
rivers
at
night,
to
simulate
combat
conditions.”
Certainly
the
Trocha
construction
companies
could
do
that
much
for
all
the
money
they
stole,
right?
“What
the
hell
is
that?”
A
Bailey
Bridge,
Mr.
President
for
Life.”
Shaking
his
head,
“Will
those
damn
gringos
ever
go
home?”
The
ensuing
national
panic
which
erupted
over
the
General
Cañas
sinkhole
leaves
on
the
lips
and
minds
of
most
people
living
in
CR
the
question,
“If
this
disarray
and
disruption
of
life
rises
from
one
lousy
sinkhole
can
you
imagine
a
major
earthquake?”
Think
of
bridges
collapsing,
so
many
impassable
roads,
buildings
dropping
concrete
and
glass
falling
to
the
ground
like
a
snowy
day
in a
Vermont,
water
spewing
from
underground
pipes
which
have
never
ever
been
maintained
and
hospitals
whose
floors
either
fold
under
pressure
or
like
the
rest
of
us
will
not
have
lights
nor
potable
water.
A
life
where
only
ICE
can
prevail!
If
there
was
no
Plan
B
for
collecting
taxes,
I
doubt
very
much
if
there
is a
Plan
A or
B
covering
catastrophic
consequences
of
nature.
Hoe
do
we
play
catch
up,
or
do
we
even
wish
to
play
catch
up
rather
just
roll
the
dice?
After
all,
we
have
always
been
a
country
of
supreme
luck.
Maybe
we
might
ask
our
on-again-off-again
friends
in
Nicaragua
who
suffered
a
horrific
earthquake
on
December
23.
1972
killing
more
than
250,000
people.
They
used
Bailey
Bridges
also
mostly
to
carry
the
dead
because
the
donated
and
goods
where
sold
at
the
airport
to
those
who
could
afford
it.
After
all,
it
was
a
free
market
society.
Ticos
and
expats
alike
chuckle
at
the
“huecos”,
but
they
are
symptomatic
of
something
far
more
serious.
The
unexplained
reason
why
Costa
Rica
has
opted,
for
years
and
years,
to
patch;
not
repair
roads,
water,
sewers
and
electricity.
All
those
essential
things
of
life
which
are
guaranteed
by
law
but
have
never,
ever
been
put
into
effect.
Expats,
please
do
not
point
fingers
and
complain.
Costa
Rica
has
always
been
like
this
only
now
the
situation
is
prolific,
more
visual
and
more
serious
than
ever
before.
“Fear
not
criminals
in
the
street
but
rather
the
street
itself.”
(Shakespeare)
Hey!
Not
just
for
expats
but
for
millions
of
Ticos
as
well.